Friday, June 26, 2009
Jiang County Underground Pengs' Rebel Secret Newspaper (JCU News)We are sad to report the death of one of our brave reporters, Peng Kimato. He was a couragous reporter, fighting for the freedom of speech here in the oppressed Jiang County. He has won several awards for interviewing several important Pengs like one of the founders of the JCU, who will not be named for secruity reasons.
His last interview was with Sir Jiang. He was one of the only few who dared to approach Sir Jiang. His voice recorder held the following interview:
Peng Kimato(PK): Good afternoon, mighty Sir Jiang. Can I please interview you?
Sir Jiang(SJ): Of course.
PK: How do you feel towards your fellow Pengs in Jiang County?
SJ: I'm not a Peng.
PK: Then?
SJ: I'm a cyborg, you idiot.
PK: How do you feel about the reported terrozing of your forces to those in Jiang County?
SJ: I ordered them too.
PK: Then how do you feel about your forces getting ambushed by guerillas and killed?
SJ: I don't care. They're doing their duty.
PK: Which is?
SJ: Eliminating the dirty Oshida Pengs. My forces are pure River blood you know.
PK: Except the traitors.
SJ: No, informants.
PK: How do you feel about the rumors that you killed your father?
SJ: I did.
PK: YOU! YOU EVIL PENG!
*swishing sound*
Peng Kimato died instantly by decapacitation. His memorial service will be held at Gathering Place 057. (secret.)
All available Jiang Underground Press members and Jiang County Protectors are encouraged to come to prevent Sir Jiang's forces from overwhelming the area. Please remember to remain passive unless attacked. Bring a weapon.
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Reported by Peng Shigan
"We will attack soon, for those who have died, no matter how many deaths it takes us. Comarades! Fight!"---another subplot by louise.
whitestorm blogged at 6/26/2009 09:40:00 PM
