Friday, June 19, 2009
the next episode of Yellow Fuzzy ball:
THE ENEMY UNRAVELLED. louise... YFB is turning into a minor subplot of AoSP :) cos I have no ideas for that. and the idea generator should wake up. note: the YFB series takes place about 100 years before AoSP. All pengs mentioned are Peng's derivations' ancestors. Back then, they were not called _____ Peng but (title) Peng (+)
oh and guess what I realised: Sir Jiang shortened=Siang. Siang lengthened =... YENSIANG! (worthy son XD)
So. Peng thought.
That's all? No 'I'm helping you?' No 'I'll visit you someday'? No 'I'm sorry, I miss you'? But he nodded slowly, and waddled away, waving sadly to Wobot.
Is this how its going to be forever, just waddling back and forth, no results, just passing messages? thats sad. What happened to life? For all of us?__
Jiang County Underground Peng Rebels' Secret Newspaper (JCU News):
Recently, Pengs and people alike in Jiang county have been surprised that Sir Jiang, the tyrannical ruler of Jiang County, has been inactive for months. Usually he'd be all for burning and destroying and rebuilding parts of his land just to see the terror in the faces of his subjects, many of whom he would then take captive and cripple, blind or deafen. It makes him feel powerful, says our renowned psychologist, Dr. Peng Murmoda.
"There's no other reason why he would abuse his power so frequently and on such a large scale" Dr. Murmoda said in a press conference of the JCU. "We have checked his family background and love life. The research team reports that he once got dumped by a bossy girlfriend and he wanted revenge. As a result he made her die a slow, terrible death and he terrorised everyone so they would remember his power. And all because of one girl's bad decision. This is probably the main reason why he does things like this now.
"There's also a result from our research that tells us his father died at a young age. This however is probably a side effect of the above situation as he killed his father at the age of ten after having his girlfriend dump him a year earlier.
"Still more reports say it was Sir Jiang who dumped his girlfriend because he was bisexual. These however, should not be trusted too much as they are from only one source, but the news has spread."
How to people from Jiang County feel about Sir Jiang's inactivity? One citizen we asked said "I am relieved. At least we can take a break for a while." Another, Mr. Peng Alkmat, said "Its nice not to have war and terror for a while, but I don't know what he's doing inside that black foreboding castle... It could mean worse things in the future. I'm not sure. I hope I can migrate while he's not looking" he said, lifting his black suitcase. Yes, the no migration law is what keeps so many well-off Pengs still living in Jiang County. Alas, we later recieved news that Mr Peng Alkmat was later beheaded by border guards, which only a few very crafty illegal emigrants can get through.
We hope to see news that Sir Jiang has renounced his evil ways. Then we here at JCU won't have to stage the revolution we've been planning for decades. The revolution which many pengs have been waiting for for centuries, the revolution which many have died before they can see us in all our glory. *
Of course, the revolution happened. Sir Jiang had two children who both survived the revolution, with different mothers, though he never formally got married and never fell in love again after his first girlfriend dumped him. He was "Too Young." The children, Shadow Peng and Samurai Peng, were the first to have their names written ______ Peng. In that revolution, half the rebels died. One third of those died in suicide missions. Shadow and Samurai changed their names (originally Young Masters Peng Tzika and Peng Shyukiro respectively) in a pact to forget the terrible times forever. Shadow Peng, however, was not true to the pact and set his mind on avenging the death of his father, as his step-brother was the head of the JCU. Sir Jiang actually had another son, among them Young Master Peng Flphthbt. (because Flphthbt was his first word.) He was Samurai Peng's and Shadow Peng's other step brother, who died during the epic battle between Samurai, Flphthbt and the Green Toast. In order of loyalty to Jiang was Shadow, Flphthbt and then Samurai.
Meanwhile, in Baron Peng Justeya's castle (Baron Peng Justeya was the original ruler of the land until Sir Jiang's grandfather, Duke Peng Arkuyakshyien overthrew him.), Sir Jiang tapped away on his supercomputer which he personally named Master Peng Debrein. You see, it was the only thing he trusted, because it didn't have feelings, and it was the one which had helped him. And Debrein because it was like The Brain, except Sir Jiang didn't have much of an English education.
In his right hand was a small vial, containing only 1cc of liquid. If you looked closely,under a microscope, you'd see things wiggling in there if you put in a human cell. Let me correct that. A human cell matched to the DNA of the RWC people.
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There, you have your culprit. Slight glitch,though...we're a hundred years old. Or maybe not... see for yourself in the next chapter.
Footnotes:
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SirJiang didn't adopt the then-traditional way of calling himself, ___peng ___ after he killed his father as he did not want to be recognised as a peng and became a cyborg human. He manipulated this fact and used Racism as an excuse for terrorising his own county one time when asked by a daring JCU reporter. Then he killed that guy.
*sorry that subplot was... disorganised.
Patey blogged at 6/19/2009 01:21:00 PM
